Crushed by you

Have you ever walked into your favorite joint and seen that guy you thought was just dreamy in middle school or high school? You were totally crushed by him back then and you never really thought about him until now. You are thinking, wow, he grew up nice. Then his significant other walks in and grabs his arm and in a high pitched voice says, "this place is such a ditch, baby, let's go back to that bar we went to when we met, hmm?". You and your new friends start to laugh and he looks a little nervous. You suddenly realize you had a crush on the guy with the worst taste in women. Then you are incredibly happy that he never saw you, because if he were to have crushed on you, you would have been that bad taste that is left in your mouth when his girlfriend finally leaves the room.

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